All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide
who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I
run all the body's systems,
so without me
nothing would happen."
"I should
be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I
circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should
be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I
process food and give
all of you energy."
"I should
be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should
be in charge," said the rectum
"Because
I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insult ed
him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had
a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got
wobbly,
the eyes got
watery,
and the blood Was
toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the
story?
The asshole is
usually in charge !!
And here, for your viewing pleasure, (i hope) you'll find my Final Spanking Story!
"Bottom's up!" .....
You all mean a lot to me.. but, this time,
I really have to go. Wish me well, and..the same to all of you in the Stream.
To LIFE!! ~~cheers!
xx,adam-i-am/b.
